acertainjeankirschtein

send my muse one of the following to see how they react:

[text]: What the hell are you saying?
[text]: Does that mean you aren’t coming back?
[text]: Oops, I brought spandex instead of leather. 
[text]: Come on if you’re coming. 
[text]: Are we going to do this or what?
[text]: Tell me now..so how often have you had sex dreams about me?
[text]: Don’t get too comfortable.
[text]: S.O.S.
[text]: Do you have to text me at three in the morning?
[text]: Shouldn’t you be sleeping?
[text]: Is that you’re way of saying you miss me?
[text]: Is there something I should know?
[text]: Party. My house. Tonight. Bring Alcohol.
[text]: Is that suppose to be a threat?
[text]: Haha, no. I’m not giving it back.
[text]: Time for someone to go grocery shopping.
[text]: I’m not going with you to see that.
[text]: EMERGENCY: BRING ICE CREAM
[text]: Send me another picture like that and see what happens.
[text]: Is teasing me the only purpose of this conversation?
[text]: Soo..does that mean you feel the same way?
[text]: Just admit it..you missed me.
[text]: I was hoping you would go with me.
[text]: You’re dead meat.
[text]: How do you feel about a threesome? 
[text]: Maybe I just feel like spending my night with you.
[text]: We are not going there.

asingledeathcansavemany

Rent sentence pack

  • We begin on Christmas Eve.
  • Inside, it's freezing... Because we have no heat.
  • I say c'est la vie. So let her be a lesbian!
  • I'm writing one great song.
  • A wild night is now preordained.
  • I may be detained.
  • Two days ago I was dumped.
  • How we gunna pay?
  • Awh, you sound sad.
  • We're not gunna pay.
  • You okay, honey?
  • You're cute when you blush.
  • Where're you going?
  • Time flies. Time dies.
  • Got a light?
  • You're shivering.
  • What are you staring at?
  • You look familiar.
  • I think that I dropped my stash.
  • They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street. Is it true?
  • I'm old for my age.
  • I'm just born to be bad.
  • Today for you, tomorrow for me.
  • Hey! You bum! Yeah, you! Move over. Get your ass off that range rover.
  • I told her not to call you.
  • Can I help, since I'm here?
  • This is weird. Very weird. Fuckin' weird.
  • This is spooky.
  • I'm getting nauseous.
  • She cheated.
  • You know, I feel great now.
  • How do you feel today?
  • I'm a New Yorker; fear's my life!
  • Reason says I should have died three years ago.
  • What's the time? Well it's got to be close to midnight.
  • My body's talking to me. It says, 'Time for danger!'
  • Let's run away.
  • Take me out tonight.
  • I'll let you bite me.
  • Who do you think you are, barging in on me and my guitar?
  • The door is that way.
  • Looking for romance? Come back another day.
  • Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare?
  • Who the fuck do you think you are? I don't need no goddamn help.
  • Times are pretty shitty, but I'm pretty sure they can't get worse.
  • Let's open up a restaurant in Santa Fe.
  • Alone at last.
  • Are we a thing?
  • Live in my house. I'll be your shelter.
  • Just pay me back with 1,000 kisses.
  • Be my lover.
  • I know they meant it when they said you can't buy love.
  • 'Merry' ain't in my vocabulary.
  • It's beginning to snow.
  • I do not deserve you.
  • It was bad. I got mad.
  • Let's go eat. I'll just get fat.
  • I should tell you...
  • Last night I had a dream!
  • I got to get out of here! It's like I'm being tied to the good of a yellow rental truck being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil pushed over a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse!
  • Moo with me.
  • No, please no. Not tonight. Please no.
  • Go to hell!
  • Bohemia is dead.
  • Mucho masturbation.
  • Liva la vie boheme!
  • Wine and beer!
  • I'd forgotten how to smile.
  • The cops are sweeping the lot.
  • The opposite of war isn't peace; it's creation.
  • How do you measure the life of a woman or a man?
  • Honey, I know you're there. Please pick up the phone. Are you okay?
  • There's hope. But just in case, I brought rope.
  • How'd you know we'd be here?
  • I'll drink to that.
  • I'm sorry.
  • Coming?
  • I'm fine. Go.
  • Well, well, well, what do we have here?
  • You were flirting with the woman in rubber!
  • There will always be women in rubber flirting with me! Give me a break!
  • Take me, baby, or leave me.
  • Be mine or don't waste my time.
  • Every night, who's in your bed?
  • That's it! The straw that breaks the camel's back! I quit, unless you take it back.
  • Without you, the earth turns, the sun burns; but I die without you.
  • Take me. Take me. Take me.
  • It was bad for me. Was it bad for you?
  • Sweet kisses I've got to spare.
  • I will cover you.
  • How did we get here? How the hell?
  • Who said I was talking to you?
  • Guys! Chill!
  • I can't believe this is goodbye.
  • Are you insane?
  • There's so much to care about.
  • Who are you to tell me what I know or what to do?
  • You live a lie!
  • Just came to say, Goodbye, Love.
  • Please don't touch me.
  • Understand, I'm scared.
  • It's like the Twilight Zone.
  • I quit!
  • I am not alone.
  • Please call.
  • Come help!
  • Don't waste your money on me.
  • Your eyes, as we said our goodbyes. Can't get them out of my mind.
  • How'd I let you slip away?
  • There's something I should have told you.
  • I have always loved you.
  • Turn around, girlfriend.
shxrtylevi

List of DISNEY starters - Put one in my ask!

  • "Because it's true love!"
  • "I want so much more than they've got planned."
  • "I just can't wait to be king!"
  • "The human world... it's a mess."
  • "This can't get any worse, can it?"
  • "I'm sorry I bit you... and pulled your hair... and punched you in the face."
  • "Sometimes it's better to be alone. No one can hurt you."
  • "Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them."
  • "You don't even know him!"
  • "Memo to me. Maim you after my meeting."
  • "Hmm. Don't know, don't care. How's that?"
  • "Even miracles take a little time."
  • "I ain't biting no more butts."
  • "Something brought you were here."
  • "Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble."
  • "I'm surrounded by idiots."
  • "Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?"
  • "Be our guest!"
  • "And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise. Ever."
  • "Who says we have to grow up?"
  • "You're the one. The one I've been looking for!"
  • "If you don't think, then you shouldn't talk."
  • "Would you like to stay for dinner?"
  • "How do you spell love?"
  • "When was the last time you let your heart decide?"
inboxmemethings

Ouran High School Host Club Sentence Meme

  • A good man cannot hide his beautiful body by wearing lots of clothes!!
  • All hail poverty!
  • Are you a cross-dresser?
  • Don’t take me for a fool!
  • I just don’t think I’ve ever actually seen you eat before.
  • I promise that you’ll never be alone again.
  • I was just born with this scary-looking face.
  • I’m not going to change the way I am now.
  • I’m okay with anything as long as it doesn’t harm me.
  • If you don’t have the money, pay with your own body!
  • If you want to dream, then do it in your sleep.
  • It must be hard for you to constantly be looked down upon by others.
  • It’s not often that God creates a perfect person like moi, beautiful both inside and out.
  • Leave assault and battery to the professionals.
  • Let’s go to my place and play video games all night long!
  • There’s more to life than hitting the books, I hope you know.
  • These people are simply overgrown weeds.
  • Those weren’t pajamas, you know. That happens to be the way I usually dress.
  • We’ve got a reputation to uphold, and you’d just ruin it.
  • What good are dreams, if all you do is work?
  • You go to all that trouble acting like you’re such a big jerk when being a nice guy comes so naturally to you. It seems counter intuitive.
  • You were using me all this time?!
  • You’re only making it worse.
the-torn-wings-of-freedom

the-torn-wings-of-freedom answered:

"…Armin? Is that you?"

the-torn-wings-of-freedom:

the-adventures-of-fem-armin:

the-torn-wings-of-freedom:

"Oi. Relax you brat…" He muttered as he held the young woman closer to his body.

"O-okay…" This was, by far, the weirdest and awkwardest moment in her life. And with a Titan shifter as a best friend, that was saying something.

Levi sighed as he nuzzled himself deeper into the woman’s shoulder as he felt himself calm down greatly.

Seeing as how the corporal wasn’t going to let go, Armin resigns herself to the exceedingly strange hug. It could be worse. Hugging Bertholdt, for example.

He sighed as he slowly pulled back from the hug to lean back into his bed as he let out a soft sigh.

Armin draws her arms back, stepping backwards. “Feeling better, corporal?”